I blew up Avril's chuff (didn't realise it could kill her) Then laughed for everytime she Queefed as I poked her belly !!!!!
by Dean McCluskey April 1, 2003

by Linny August 27, 2003

by Dickey Doo June 18, 2003

1. A vaginal fart
2. When one laughs as he/she drinks fluids, useally spraying it all over the place.
2. When one laughs as he/she drinks fluids, useally spraying it all over the place.
by Sam March 11, 2005

one who is a huge pussy. a very weak, scared, pathetic individual. a soccer player who fakes injury to gain a call from the offical
that fucking Andrew is such a queef.
Andrew is such a queef, he was winded after the first five minutes of the game.
Andrew is such a queef, he was winded after the first five minutes of the game.
by pete paverton January 5, 2008

queef-noun- A female that has expelled gaseous contents from her pussy. The gas is very flamable. Its oderless and colorless and if you ever come into contact with it that means that u have fucked her lights out
by Curious Johnny January 8, 2004
