Doughnut Puncher

same as colon cowboy or ass bandit

by colon cowboy January 29, 2003

Punched Lasagna

A "Punched Lasagna" is what results from a vagina being vigorously fist fucked for an extended amount of time.

"I'am taking your mother out for Punched Lasagna tonight."

by ratboyninja June 19, 2016

hole puncher

Derogatory word meaning "male heterosexual." Made popular by the character Jack on the American television series "Will & Grace" during the 2005-2006 season.

A pox upon you, you hole puncher! I am sick of being a second class citizen when I am a MUCH better citizen than you are!

by Hephaestion May 17, 2006

monkey puncher

Someone stupid enough to click banner ads, i.e. the ad encouraging you to punch the monkey to win.

His PC is all clogged up with spyware because he keeps clicking on banner ads. What a monkey puncher!

by RealityCheque April 25, 2008

three hole puncher

When a girl/boy gets penetrated in three places at one time, whether by a penis or another foreign object.

Louis was recived a three hole puncher when three by three guys when they put their penises inside him. One in his mouth, one in his anus, and one in his ear. This happens to him alot.

by WiTBsh? November 20, 2007

punched in the mouth

To be seriously embarrased and slightly injured or insulted.

Wow, the U.S. soccer (football) team got punched in the mouth by the Czech Republic today in the World Cup! They were beaten soundly, 3-0.

by RansomT June 27, 2006

pussy punched

The condition suffered by many females after being vaginally fisted in an excessively hard or aggressive manner. Being pussy punched causes severe vaginal puckering, in extreme cases even vaginal closure. This greatly interferes with intercourse making it painful or impossible for the woman.

Jane wont let me fuck her because I fisted her last night and now she says she's pussy punched.

by Wet Milly May 25, 2008