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girl problems

She's on her period
Girl: I'm in pain
Boy: what's wrong
Girl: girl problems
by 5sosfavfan February 14, 2015
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Proclasstination

Displaying the fine art of proclasstination, Williams Soma had a martini in hand as opposed to his Algebra book in hand.
by Kar3n January 28, 2009
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Math Problems

Another Synonym for having sex; as the poem goes:
"Add the Bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
Then Multiple"
We can apply the Phrase "Lets go do some Math Problems" when wanting to have sex with your Partner.
Guy- Babe, lets go do some math problems
Girl- Im sorry honey, im not in the mood to divide today
by The ShadowX January 16, 2011
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anger problems

1. somethin i no people have.
2. when u get mad for the dumbest reasons on the god damn earth.
3. when ur anger problems get out of control, ur life goes to hell, and so do u.
4. when u have anger problems, u might become a mofo, and be sent somewhere called, anger mangement.
1. Some of my friends have anger problems.
2. dude, u got anger problems, i just said hi and u got all up in my ass!
3. ur skrewed, u got anger problems.
4. "i sentence u to anger managment, dun dun dun." "but i dont have anger problems." "calm down sir."
by Chet and Josh June 10, 2006
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inebriation proclamation

The statement of declaration that you are, from this point forward, no longer responsible for anything you say or do since you are hereby wasted.
"After that fourth shot of Jager, I believe it's time to make my Inebriation Proclamation"
by Aubrey Sabala October 27, 2006
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Luxury Problem

When some spoiled, self absorbed, rich douche is complaining about his or her trivial annoyances when they should have better things to worry about like the rest of us poor chumps... paying bills, buying food, etc.

Extends to rich business owners and corporations when any kind of rule or regulation is imposed on them.
Rich guy: "My new Italian Marble floor in my fifth bathroom has a crack in it."

You: "Sounds like a Luxury Problem."

The new regulations say I have to pay to clean up the toxic chemicals I dumped in the river! Now I might not be able to buy another vacation home!

Yup, Luxury Problem for sure.
by Dickie Bundle June 13, 2010
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poklan

originally derived from Brunei, it is a title/name calling bestowed to people who seem to posses the inability to spell / pronounce words in which these poklen do not realise that they are society's rejects (1).

These creatures come in packs and hangout usually in public where they can brandish thier retarded fashion so they would stand out (usually tight skinny jeans, checkered shoes,pants,shirt or even yellow jeans with a yellow shirt making them look like bananas in pajamas),sometimes wearing all black clothing is preferred but do not be confused with an emo because poklens are tight wearing ignorant son of a bitch who loves spikey hair and needs to be bitch slaped to make them come to thier senses.(2)

the behaviour of an average poklen is distinctive from society as they can be recognised immediately, they would chase girls and possibly milfs too. they would walk in a single file like ibans and basically be a retard.(3)
1. Yawzzz WhUtzZ$$ UPzzZPZZ AhaxAHAxx <3 LOlZzxzzz xoxoxox Bi@tc#

2.thier jeans are so tight that probably thier ball sack is completely separated into two or they might not have any genitals at all

3.poklan 1:yo that chickz iz finez

poklan 2:dude thats your sister !!!

poklan 1:but still i'd tap that ass
by gradoss August 12, 2010
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