porcelain stripper

Someone who takes off articles of clothing while using the toilet.

Jim must be a porcelain stripper; I saw him go into the shitter wearing a full tux and came out in his birthday suit.

by applesaucedoesntcount June 3, 2016

Porcelain American

A pejorative term targeted at white Americans with fragile egos who are unable to have mature discussions about race without mentioning that a white guy invented the light bulb.

"That guy is so sensitive, he's a Porcelain American."

by Xima Lima April 24, 2022

Professionally priced

The cost of an item that is unreasonably priced or unduly expensive when compared to similiar items. Similiar to excessive fees for a "profession service" such as a doctor, CPA, designer or other professional services rendered.

Don't shop there, everything is professionally priced.
Do you have something cheaper, this is professionally priced!
Are all your products professionally priced?

by Charles R jr. July 11, 2007

friend price

Price demanded by someone who doesn't value you.

Can't believe he asked me to shoot his wedding for a friend price of $100. For fuck's sake, I'm a professional photographer! Been doing this shit for years. I normally charge, at minimum, $5000 to shoot a wedding.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique September 4, 2017

Hailey Price

A kind person who is a bit awkward but generally opens up to you once you have things in common.

Person 1: "Why is she so shy?"
Hailey Price: *flails arms around like a weirdo*
Person 2: "Oh ,she's just a Hailey Price."

by Logantastic September 24, 2017

Nikki Price

A home wrecker, girl that wants everyone else's man, just to ruin it for them.

You guys broke up? Oh, let me guess, Nikki Price

by Justmetheoneshefuckedover March 15, 2022

Worshiping The Porcelain Goddess

A euphemism for vomiting into the toilet.

Example:
Jane Doe is regretting and paying for her excessive drinking last night. She has spent several hours on her knees worshiping the porcelain goddess.

by Scheme Fighter July 7, 2011