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pumping the shark

Pumping the shark means having sex with a shark.

Not a recommended activity.
Zombo emerged from the water all chewed up.

"What happened to you?" asked Zongo.

"Pumping the shark," said Zombo, tucking his badly mauled wally back into his trunks.
by scodder June 3, 2010
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plomping

To smack a chick in the face with your cock after you came in her mouth!
Dude i plomping ur mom last night!
by niggahh_niga_what-what!!! June 16, 2009
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plumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin from a plump woman or man.
It was slim pickings at closing time, so instead of a blumpkin, I had to settle for a plumpkin.
by Tommy Gugliata May 25, 2010
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Arizona Plumpindinger

to plump ( shit ) on a females chest, nd exert the food of the shit and put it on the nipples, while drinking cow piss you throw up on the girls dog.
yo dude, my sisters boyfriend performed a Arizona Plumpindinger her and my dog is covered in shit!!
by bada dadaga January 10, 2009
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plumbing

Any brass wind instrument, because of the appearance of the tubing.
Listen to that great plumbing in the band! I haven't heard anything like that in a long time!
by pentozali April 13, 2006
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Plumpkin

The act of a female taking a crap on the toilet and giving felacio to an erect male falice.
Dr. Harry Michael was getting out of the shower and realized his wife was on the toilet taking a crap and she happend to be short in statue. So he figured this was a prime time to try for a plumpkin; it was a great success.
by Dr. Harry Michael November 29, 2010
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Plumpting

Where a man of a "Pimp" Nature who has sex with his "Hoes" that generally has a obession with Punting,
That instead his Hoes are very obese women.
That guys a Plumpting master! Oh my gosh!
I should get rid of my Hoes for them ones!
by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009
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