planking vertically

standing

i was planking vertically on top of my man spencer.

by plankingbitch June 20, 2021

planengitis

An illness whereby you notice planes flying by, thereby making it impossible to concentrate on any one thing without being interrupted. It is very contagious, so if you start pointing planes out to your friends, they will eventually start noticing them a lot more on their own.

Risk of catching it allegedly increases with increased exposure to asmr.

I've caught planengitis, I couldn't focus for more than five minutes before noticing a plane.

by do is a gremlin November 2, 2021

planning

planning in terms of management is, setting out everything that needs to be done to reach a certain goal.

example: My friends and I are planning to go to the movies.

by mistress3 March 5, 2022

Planting the seed

When Dad won’t let you use the car for a date so you shoot a load on your sister’s face while she sleeps. Then place your Father’s eyeglasses and underwear next to your sister’s sleeping body so she will wake and blame your Father!!

My Dad cock blocked me from a date with the school slut; so planting the seed seemed like a good way to get back at him..

by Markymark29 June 23, 2022

planning

In Japanese adult video (JAV), Planning (as a tag or category) is a common translation of the word "kikaku" (企画). This refers to videos that feature a plan, game, or prank that results in the sex scene taking place. This does not necessarily mean that the scenario depicted in a Planning video involves rape, drugging, deception, mind control, or the like. A better translation might be "situation" (cf. situation comedy), because the video features some thin plot or story that leads to the sex, rather than the more typical sort of setup for a video.

SNIS-789 is a Planning video in which the story involves the director supposedly interviewing fans of the actress in adult video stores so she can learn what fans really think about her.

by theelite1 January 13, 2023

Planking

(A posture assumed on an escalator, in which the forearms are rested upon the moving rail, and the ankles to the parallel rail. The body appears as if it is a board stretched across the escalator on the way down, or up. This resembling a wooden board (a plank) stretched across the rails. The goal is to position the body as straight as possible, and utilize ones upper and lower body strength to this advantage.

Variations:

(1) "Planking to Hell": When the act is performed on the downward moving escalator.
(2) "Planking to Heaven": When the act is performed on the upward moving escalator
(3) "Ride the Plank!": The act of encouraging another to go planking.

"Dude we should totally hit the mall and go planking."
"I give that planking a 6/10."
"She was literally planking, I'm surprised the mall cop didn't kick her out!"
"Ride the plank, scumbag!"

by DeityDurg January 31, 2023

Planking

ight so i was reading a fan fic and it said "he was planking over me" and i have no fucking clue what it means bc isnt that like a stupid exercise??? But whatever bc now i have decided to make up my own definition for any poor soul in the same position as moi.
Planking is the act of having hard core mind blowing sex the planker being the top.

"Dude he was planking me so hard"
"omg fr? i did think u were struggling to walk today lmao"
"yeah also i started calling it planking bc i read the first sentence of a fanfic and asumed it meant something sexual. I'm so glad u also think this."
"Omgg same i read that too."
#planked

by an absolute slaggg March 18, 2023