Molly Piss

British Westcountry slang for an ineffectual male. The epithet carries with it implications that the recipient is also impotent, effeminate and incompetent. The origin is unclear, perhaps deriving from the expression 'not worth Molly's piss' meaning to be of no account or worthless, although who Molly was we'll never know.

Malcolm's got all emotional again 'cos he can't get the computer to work, says it's something technical.
Did he plug it in?
No, but he threatened to raise a grievance against me 'cos I laughed at him!
What a Molly Piss!

by Croatalin November 24, 2013

Fox piss

A gently mocking term of endearment for a fellow of the ginger haired persuasion. The origin of the term is said to date back to the Viking discovery that the irony smell of some ginger gentlemen shared a remarkable likeness to the musk of a fox's urine.

Oi, Fox piss, you out on Thursday night?

by radishford October 11, 2019

piss stones

A male urinal, especially in a pub or bar

Oih lad, where's the piss stones I'm brasting

by The Gilmeister January 11, 2014

lickety piss

Someone who claims to have consumed vast amounts of alcoholic beverages last night, but only had 2 beers. Suspicion is being aroused as to whether or not these beers have even been brought into existence.

Morson: Dude how much did you drink last night?
Chris the lickety piss: LIKE 10 BEERS AND A LOT OF JACK DANIELS
Racheal: UMMM more like half a beer, whatta lickety piss!!
Terence: OI i is in poland!

by AnchorAbear2 November 22, 2010

Rest In Piss

Pissing on someone grave

You lied to me,so I hope you Rest In Piss.

Fuck You and Your Bullshit I hope you rest in piss forever.

by Young King Boss December 8, 2020

Piss ache

An sensation used to describe something that is unpleasing and horrible as if it hurts when you pee. Listening to an unpleasant person may metaphorically give you a piss ache like the strange pain you'd experience if it burns when you pee.

"Goodness, that d*ckhead gives me such a piss ache."

by Random G February 7, 2010

Litmus Piss

The initial test pee after getting into a swimming pool to see if it contains a urine-indicator dye that turns the pool water blue or cloudy, thus indicating the location/catching people peeing in the pool.

Shortly after getting into my boss's pool, I squeezed out a litmus piss to check to see if that bastard added a chemical to the water. Once I was in the clear, I then diluted out the chloride by pissing all over and slowly swimming away.

by Dr. Stranger Danger March 21, 2016