Poster Paradox

The never-ending cycle of NBA players being dunked on. Everyone has turned someone into a poster and everyone has been made a poster.

Giannis has been dunked on and has dunked on someone. Therefore that is a poster paradox.

by RobDogSports August 8, 2023

Poster child

1. In legal terms a minor that is on an ad, poster or other advertisement thing.
2. Someone that is known for something

1. "You have to pay poster children more money the longer they are on"
2. "Sailor moon is the poster child of anime"

by 459395 May 14, 2023

poster

A big decorated piece of paper used for school projects, etc.

This poster is a big work of art.

by elaboratescanner04 October 8, 2023

poster child

A mural-sized painting or photo of an attractive youngster.

Having a poster child on da wall may or may not be comparably satisfying or enjoyable as having one or more real rug-rats around, depending on your own temperament, physical capabilities, financial situation, etc. On da one hand, just staring at a nice picture won't give you da uniquely-pleasurable experience of actually holding and caring for a warm living breathing pint-sized fellow human, but on da other hand, it will save you da time, effort, expense (especially if said offspring has a bratty/delinquent tendency, in which case extra clothing-store/toy-department purchases or fines/bail-money would be an additional concern), emotional trauma, etc. of raising actual in-da-flesh children.

by QuacksO December 2, 2023

Prosteriorgyattioyosis

A condition or illness that results in having enormously large buttocks. There are no known cures for Prosteriorgyattioyosis but treatment options do exist.

Jerry: Did you see Gales butt yesterday? it was huge!?
Paul: Yeah he suffers from Prosteriorgyattioyosis and is currently undergoing treatment

by Freddie Jackson January 30, 2024

Prosteriorgyattioyosis

A condition or illness that results in having enormously large buttocks. There are no known cures for Prosteriorgyattioyosis but treatment options do exist.

Jerry: Did you see Gales butt yesterday? it was huge!?
Paul: Yeah he suffers from Prosteriorgyattioyosis and is currently undergoing treatment

by Freddie Jackson January 30, 2024

proster croster

Someone who is good at most things because when they try it they do it flawlessly out of sheer luck. every. Single. Time.

Im a proster croster.
He’s a proster croster man! he never tried (“”) and somehow aced it completely!

by Jake cousino June 3, 2024