Phanting

Not making sense

You stupid

You not making any phanting

by Pramos June 2, 2018

Phanic

That moment of sheer terror and panic while you touch your pockets and try to locate your cell phone.

Damn bro! I went through some serious phanic earlier looking for my cell. Turned my house upside down!

by TheMacattackNeverRests2 August 4, 2018

Panini head

Originated from the app Vent, the Aro, Ace & Agender group. The phrase "panini head" was supposedly in insult directed towards the community, but it quickly became a meme and inside joke in the group.

This group is toxic, y'all aren't better than anyone else cause you don't get laid or can't feel sexual attraction you goddamn panini heads

by pastelgalaxy March 21, 2019

phannies

actual clowns.

dan and phil's fandom, they refuse to accept that they call themselves phannies though.

phannies are saying that phan is over because dan and phil aren't in the same frame, again

by yelecienta July 18, 2019

phanisara

An absolute nerdy madgirl

She's a total phanisara

by Skyxer October 16, 2019

Panini Press

When a woman holds a bologna sandwich between her knockers and holds it there for someone else to eat.

“Sorry I’m late, Sarah was giving me a panini press this morning and I’m not a fast eater.”

by Squactus January 6, 2020

Panini Press

The act of one placing one’s flaccid penis on the glass of a scanner/copier and firmly closing the lid. If done properly, the penis will look like a firmly pressed panini sandwich.

“What happened to Steven today?”

“He accidentally hit “reply all” mid panini press, boss got jealous.”

by Daddylongdick813 September 1, 2020