perchose

The ultimate utility word, with roots in Highland-Glaswegian stoner slang, being capable of nounage, verbiage and adjectiveness within the one sentence. The influences of rasta is cuss is also evident within its use in the vernacular.

Perchose! (greeting)
Perchose me as such! (greeting)
Perchoser. (a heinous waster or professional musician)
Perchosement (A state of intoxication)
He perchosed his oats. (He got laid)
I was totally perchosed. (Having spent days on end on the session.)
Perchosed. (To have vomited due to high cannabis intake.)
Perchose I that joint. (Pass the dro'.)
Perchose yourself from mental slavery none but ourselves can perchose our mind. (perchosement song)

by eoghann June 16, 2006

Percher

Someone who lightly puts their hat high atop their head, most often in a crooked fashion.

This gives the resemblance of a bird which has just perched atop their head by mistake and has gone unnoticed to them.

Look at that group of perchers, dont they know thats not how to where a hat, or our their heads really just too big to fit?

by TheDragonfly January 22, 2011

perhaps

What she says the most when you ask to hook up but yet it never happened anyway

Boy: "Wanna hook up tonight at the turf? We can just do it for fun."
Girl: "Perhaps?" (Probably not)
Boy: :O

by James Hemmes July 28, 2018

Moose Perch

An act of coitus undertaken at high elevation and in unusually uncomfortable circumstances. Balancing is usually involved.

Although the air was cold and the oxygen low, Karen still enjoyed being Moose Perched by Rod while they waited for the ski lift to start moving again.

by Gooooooooooooooooood May 10, 2009

Beer Battered Perch

A womans vagina that is so gross it looks like beer battered/breaded perch(fish)

Dude that strippers vag looks like beer battered perch

by evilbeotch August 7, 2010

perogie

A fruit (per) that ogie's (type of alien) eats

The young verile ogie ate a per during his morning break.

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

Homemade Perogie

When a woman stuffs her vaginal cavity with cheese and mashed potatoes, then because of her extensive Kegel training she manages to squeeze out a a perfect potato cheese pocket straight from the homeland for her lover.

That bitch last night gave me the homemade perogie. At first I was like, what is this, but then I tried it and it was delicious.

by jochacho March 17, 2011