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The ultimate utility word, with roots in Highland-Glaswegian stoner slang, being capable of nounage, verbiage and adjectiveness within the one sentence. The influences of rasta is cuss is also evident within its use in the vernacular.
Perchose! (greeting)
Perchose me as such! (greeting)
Perchoser. (a heinous waster or professional musician)
Perchosement (A state of intoxication)
He perchosed his oats. (He got laid)
I was totally perchosed. (Having spent days on end on the session.)
Perchosed. (To have vomited due to high cannabis intake.)
Perchose I that joint. (Pass the dro'.)
Perchose yourself from mental slavery none but ourselves can perchose our mind. (perchosement song)
perchose by eoghann June 16, 2006
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Percosex 

To have sex for an extended period of time, unable to ejaculate due to the high amount of oxycodone in the blood stream.
I had "percosex" last night for like 3 hours.
Percosex by perck poppin October 21, 2008
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percosexual 

A person with significant attraction and desire for the soundcloud artist "percpoppy", both sexually and romantically.
Bro iā€˜m percosexual
percosexual by notghxst March 17, 2021

porchose a bible 

porchose the bible
You:....P...O...R...Chose the Bible

Me: Porchose a Bible
porchose a bible by -chocomilkdiva November 3, 2020

Percosex 

To have really great wildly intense long lasting sex while enjoying the effects of Percocet or other narcotic pain pills like Vicodin.
We had crazy hot percosex for like 2 hours last night.
Percosex by Stinerbeaner December 26, 2011

percoset 

a french guy with a tiny dick
Paul is such a percoset.
percoset by BigMike0208 April 5, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026