people

things that are dumb enough to try and diet by having three Big Macs, an extra-large set of fries extra salty, a Diet Coke, and a salad. things that are dumb enough to eat it all, talk on a cell phone, navigate a map, and drive down the interstate at the same time. things that are dumb enough to have sex and then blame the doctor for having the kid. things that are dumb enough to pay $3.00 a gallon for gas to drive three blocks while their bike is sittin in the attic collecting dust. things that call drinking eight beers at 3 am and then passing out a "good night's sleep". things that are dumb enough to get their three-year-old GTA San Andreas and leave them alone in the house.

People are so stupid, but hey, who cares?

by someguyudontcareabout May 21, 2006

Pepsied

When you ask for/want something but instead, for what ever reason be offed the less favorable option. e.g. Asking for a coke but instead being asked if Pepsi is okay.

Customer: I would like the chocolate fudge cake please

Waiter/Waitress: I'm sorry we are out of the chocolate fudge cake would you like the fruit platter instead?
Customer: Dam i cant believe i got pepsied

by Wadders95 June 5, 2016

people are starving

Default phrase used by jealous, bitter and prejudiced people who try to self-righteously point to some humanitarian reason for not liking a person or event rather than expose their own baseless, misdirected and personal grudges.

The user will desperately search for ANY possible reason to criticize an event or another person, but after realizing that their criticisms are unjustified and irrelevant, this fall-back phrase is utilized; The user knows that this phrase is not only impossible to disagree with, but it also cleverly blames the person or event in question for the fact that people are starving.

It should be noted that the user of this phrase will do everything to maintain the illusion that they are a righteous person for thinking about starving people, yet the user himself has done absolutely NOTHING to help these people, and never will.

"Hey, did you see Obama play basketball the other day?"
"No, people are starving and all he wants to do is play basketball..."

"Did you see the Miss Universe Pageant last night??"
"I don't watch that crap, because people are starving...."

"Hey, wanna come with me to the mall?"
"Uhh, I don't go to the mall, people are starving..."

by Grackle November 24, 2009

Bug people

Plural of bug man or bug woman. Soulless, spiritually hollow, consumer oriented people obsessed with appearance on social media and whos only religion is celebrities.

Look at the queue of bug people waiting for the Black Friday sale to start.

by Truthbomber 3 December 24, 2022

People Fishing

After attaching money to a fishing pole or wire, one casts it out into the street and waits for people to pick it up, but the money is immediately pulled away. Do this until the person realizes what is going on and walks away.

Hey, do you want to go people fishing tomorrow?
Sure, I'll grab my pole and a dollar! Where shall we go? Wall Street?

by -Redd- April 6, 2010

peoplebrity

Reality show participants who consider themselves to be stars or celebrities (general).

She longs to be a peoplebrity. (Sarcasm)

by Dwight Fried February 27, 2011

Pepsi Yoda

A legendary Discord bot.

Pepsi Yoda is offline, hopefully it will be online again soon.

by Pepsi Yoda is Awesome April 9, 2021