A blonde cum-guzzling bitch, with absolutely NO body, NO talent and NO personality. An absolue butterface...a buttereverything actually. Which begs me to ask...How in the world did this stupid whore become famous?
Paris: Hi my name is Paris. I look like the love child Mr. Ed and Malfoy from Harry Poter. But I am still famous
Random Dude 1: Hey you're ugly. But fuck me anyways
Paris: Okay...but it'll cost you 5 bucks
Random Dude 1: Damn biatch who do you think you are! I banged Britney for free!
Random Dude 1: Hey you're ugly. But fuck me anyways
Paris: Okay...but it'll cost you 5 bucks
Random Dude 1: Damn biatch who do you think you are! I banged Britney for free!
by Rae Rae May 26, 2005
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Would give you change if you gave her a penny for her thoughts.
Would be out of her depth in a parking lot puddle.
Donated her brain to science before she was done using it.
Is like railroad tracks: she's been laid across the country.
Has a shoe size that is the same number as her IQ.
Has the grammar skills of a stillborn fetus with Down syndrome.
Would give you change if you gave her a penny for her thoughts.
Would be out of her depth in a parking lot puddle.
Donated her brain to science before she was done using it.
Is like railroad tracks: she's been laid across the country.
Has a shoe size that is the same number as her IQ.
Has the grammar skills of a stillborn fetus with Down syndrome.
Paris Hilton is also a racist, talentless, and never finished high school. If you took her (parents') money away, she'd be begging for bread on the street corner within the hour.
by Bycho Psitch March 5, 2005
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by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005
Get the paris hilton mug.the act of fucking a skinny chick in the ass in the dark, and only getting about half way in there. also involves getting it all on tape in night vision and putting it on the web, also see hanoi hilton
"last night sucked, i finally got her to do anal but she pulled a paris hilton style on me, i only got halfway in adn now every douche on the internet can see almost half or if not all of my unit"
by aaron, aka, god of being awesome and emperor of aaronstan December 3, 2003
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do, but can no longer be bothered doing, such as donating
a large amount of money to a charity, doing jail time...
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do, but can no longer be bothered doing, such as donating
a large amount of money to a charity, doing jail time...
AKA: Paris Hilton Defense (US spelling)
by ChrisGrrrr July 1, 2007
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