padenda

When you throw a punch at someone and you just catch the end of their nose; the waggling action of an almost-punched nose tip.

The punch caused nothing more than a slight padenda.

by bigwizz February 4, 2005

Paden

The most idiotic and ignorant person alive. Paden's are always into literature and are huge Shakespeare fans. Most often times Paden's are also lesbian. They have a short temper and think they're the smartest people alive.

Person 1: Yo what class you got next?
Person 2: Paden bro.
Person 1: Damn you have to read the boringass Shakespeare.
Person 2: Yeah, and yesterday she was watching some "Hot Pool Scene" video. Gayass Paden.

by DefinerOfDefinitions1111111111 February 20, 2020

padanky

Woman's orifice, i.e. vagina, anus, mouth, nostrils, thingy.

Your dog just dragged her padanky across the carpet.

by Nancy Peppertooth December 9, 2009

Payne

A modern day Dorian Gray. His smile holds dark secrets. He says little but conveys his charm thru a glance or a grimace. He’s as attractive as he is clever, tall blonde Nordic, but he takes likes he was raised on the mean streets of Linden. Despite the danger people are drawn to his charm (Dorian-esqe quality). He turns it on for a pic and is well known for his philanthropic work in the community.

You could never be a Payne, that guy has it all. He’s at every party always with a blonde fussing over him, paying his way, he’s just a boss.

by Jessie’s Girl September 5, 2019

Bryce Payne

A nasty ass fuckboy who gets it in the ass from his girlfriend Megan!

Ew! You look like a Bryce Payne!

by IWHS November 8, 2016

thomas payne

A guy From a boy into a Man, that that has always "had it going on!". He is a general bad-ass in most aspects. Is somewhat godlike in bed. He also is very versatile. Wild Card. Definitely head-strong. Although it is difficult to earn his love, Thomas loves like people want and need to be loved. Especially when that person is the female version of equal if not much higher prowess. This "One Person" Is named "Makayla LeeAnn Wilson". Thomas loves her with all he has to love with!!! ❤️😍😘😛

Thomas Payne is the fucking man!!

by Redneck Romeo & Juliet July 5, 2017

Pady

A girl who is post menopausal and is angry with people on most occasions

Aunt: I Hate Everything!
Me: you're such a Pady

by LedZeplinguy69 March 23, 2013