paint the fence

when a male ejaculates on a womans breasts and then proceeds to spread his cum all over with his cock
"After I came on her tits, She let me 'paint the fence'."
by monicaC May 19, 2007
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Painting the fence

When a male uses the tip of his penis like a paint brush the length of a womans vagina during or before intercourse
Before I stuck it in I was painting the fence to drive her nuts
by MRRJR March 22, 2010
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sandpaper the fence

To rub a female's breasts together vigorously.
Tom's girlfriend asked him to sandpaper the fence during foreplay
by J.R.T November 13, 2007
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Dense Fence

An environment or person that suppresses a male’s chance from scoring sexually; the act of cock blocking.
Guy1: Hey lets go to the Yucatan Lounge tonight?
Guy2: Ummmm, NO! That place is a Dense Fence!

Man1: Did you score with Laura last night.
Man2: Nawww, that bitch put up her Dense Fence!
by MrWhite May 19, 2004
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Petting the fence

During Wii Sports tennis you stand at the fenceline and swing rapidly.
by omg zombie tits December 26, 2008
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Fence Hopper

Guys on one side of the fence and girls on the other side of the fence. Therefore someone who goes on either side of the fence at anytime. This is not a huge insult to being bisexual, better than being called other names.
A bisexual person.

Person 1: You're a bisexual...I'm going to call you a fence hopper.
Person 2: Okay, fine.
by thatwillneverbe March 06, 2009
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