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musterbation

A term coined by Albert Ellis to describe the tendency to think that certain things "must" occur or "must" be done.

Other forms: musterbate, musterbated, musterbating
Janice was musterbating about getting an A in every course.

The only acceptable musterbation is to believe that one must not musterbate.
by TheLastPunslinger May 15, 2005
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montero

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Muntered

A person who has consumed an excessive amount of alcohol or recreational drugs. Sometimes exhibiting unwelcome behaviour. Often associated with punk or anarchist subcultures. See Munter
1. Dave is so fucking muntered! We should put him in the recovery position.
2. Im going to get totally muntered on ketamine this weekend.
by Alex Cabb December 3, 2010
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Monterey Park

Asia-Town USA. Also referred to as MPK, or Asian Retirement Town. City where "suck my" is pronounced "Chuck-Maw", "Iran" is pronounced "E-Lawn", and "626" is pronounced "Chick-too"Chick".

You know you have reached the city's boundaries as you drive down the 10 FWY and the freeway speed somehow comes down to 40-45 MPH, which is mostly due to beloved MPKians entering and exiting the freeway at an average of about 27 MPH.

City where 18wheelers pass passenger cars going at least 30 miles faster. Where Mercedes and Beemers are going about as fast as the China man riding his beachbike in the sidewalk.

City that's dead as funk when other cities are popping (Friday and Saturday nights) and is HAPPENING when other cities are dead as funk (Saturday and Sunday mornings). City where even B of A has Chinese translation next to its name, all restaurants are packed like slave ships at all hours of the day and week and business hours are noted as "We Open Seven Days". As if they're gonna close the funk down on the 8th day!

City where green means stop and red means go; turn signals don't mean shiet and you see beloved MPKians making left turns with right turn signals on and vise versa.

Lastly, MPK is the #1 exporter of Asian girls into white boy crowds of hollywood clubs and OC pubs, where they enter the city wearing banana pants and hello kitty shirts and exit a few years later to search for their whities wearing fake lashes and colored contacts.
I'm in Monterey Park repping chick-too-chick... chuck-maw-dik-foo!

Forget MPK. I'm heading to OC. can I borrow your lashes tonight?
by RonModa November 21, 2010
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Kenter Menter

God of all sports. Loves chillin with the ladies on a friday night gettin crunk. Wakes up in the morning feeling like p diddy. All he does is win. Can eat a walrus in two bites. Hates Montevideo. And yes...he's on facebook
i was with kari last night and i was just like Kenter Menter
by Jericho Crotchery December 21, 2010
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camp monterey

A wonderful camp for girls, where many activities take place and two teams (Nolichucky and Watauga) compete for the cup at the end of the summer. Some of the classes include sailing, tennis, archery, guitar, pottery, and many more. There is gift giving, parties, plays, trips to town, and a lake for swimming. It's a great place to spend the summer.
Hayden - "So, what did you do this summer?"
Helen - "You know I went to Camp Monterey!"
by noligirl April 2, 2008
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eddie munster

The male child in the 60s TV series "The Munsters". He was a werewolf
Eddie Munster is such a charming little werewolf.
by gww April 27, 2006
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