muddy tornado

when a man shits on a females stomach and blows on her chest to cool it down

eg thomas spence shits on georgia belford and blows it cold hayden carvell comes in and says hey dont muddy tornado my woman

by gooch 6969 November 23, 2014

muddy alaska

a dude and a girl take craps on each other and wallow in it.

Johhny and Tracy took a Muddy Alaska together

by gay gorilla July 19, 2009

Muddy dungeon

When there’s poop in a girls asshole while you’re giving anal.

I was hitting this girl in the asshole and she shit a little so I gave hut a muddy dungeon.

by LilT69 July 24, 2019

Muddy hank

When you girlfriend/wife shit in there hand and jerks you off

Yo Ang take laxatives so your shit makes cum harder when your giving me a muddy hank!!

by Dan V and Nicky g December 29, 2020

Muddy Glacier

The act of inserting an ice cube in your ass while masturbating.

My sheets got real stained after I had a muddy glacier pop out too fast!

by Chris Heather July 3, 2011

Muddy Glove

During intercourse, the man reaches inside the anal cavity of the woman and proceeds masturbate using the rectum of the woman as a glove.

I did the old muddy glove on the wife for our 60th wedding anniversary; I was picking corn out of my finger nails for hours.

by ChewCracker April 5, 2019

Muddy bath

The opposite of a golden shower, i.e to poop on someone's face

"I'm gonna give you a muddy bath, on your face!"

by Scallylank October 5, 2013