Mongolian Mozzarella

Pure rocked up cocaine.

The comandante told us to push at least three kilos of that Mongolian Mozzarella through the border.

by Cokaaayeeena August 7, 2020

Horny Mozzarellastick

A person of the italian cultural society, aka an Italian, with a strong desire for sexual contact and experiences.

Last year on my vacation in Italy, I met this horny mozzarellastick.

by pH value September 6, 2020

Lotsa Mozza

Verb; The act of saving up one's dick cheese and spreading it on a microwaveable gas station pizza to serve to one's girlfriend on the third date.

A proper Lotsa Mozza requires preparing a Lotsa Mozza name-brand pizza, found in Wisconsin gas stations; However, any microwaveable pizza will still qualify if served with the proper spirit.

Person 1: "Hey man, how's it going with your new girl?"
Person 2: "Oh, it's going great man. I Lotsa Mozza'd her and she totally loved it."

by bubtBadiance April 16, 2021

Forbidden Mozza

What happens to the forskin after dipping your penis in multiple women and men without cleaning yourself for a week.

Max's foreskin after a week of "teaching" his students.

Ain't nobody wants a piece of that forbidden mozza, get that shit away from me.

by bilbo the wise April 24, 2021

Idahoan Mozzarella Stick

The act of putting bread crumbs on your penis, then proceeding to impregnate a woman while she’s on her period.

“This girl I met last night let me do the Idahoan Mozzarella Stick.”

by Yeetus boi13 July 11, 2025

The Burnt Mozzarella

The act of Cumming into an ass and having the recipient release the cum along with a wave of gushing diarrhea. The thickness and look of it resembles burnt mozzarella dripping down their legs. It can also be done with booty soup.

Hey mat, I did the burnt mozzarella last night. And my anus is still twitching.

by Strikegold January 20, 2022

i.luv.mozzarella

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Have you seen i.luv.mozzarella new TikTok it’s so cool💪

by Deeziwa March 29, 2022