Moosical Moosician

A person who sings so bad it sounds like cows mooing.

Cig: Can you hear that person singing? It sounds like a moo.
Kig: Yes, they are a Moosical Moosician.

by darkgrey2000 June 14, 2018

man moose

sperm, ejaculation, cum,

she was bobbing on my knob really well when i had to shoot!
i told her that i was going to cum and she didn't hear me so i shot a load of "man moose" in her hair.

by diamond dave 1964 December 24, 2007

phat mooseknuckle

1) A large and defined outline of a man's genitalia in his too tight pants.
2) A member of the Clayton High School Ultimate Frisbee Team.

"Dude, those pants give you a phat mooseknuckle. That will help you in picking up some dirty bitches."

by Jkizzlefashizzle May 12, 2010

Congo Moose

A large African-American woman.

I couldn’t make it to the back of the store because the Congo Moose and her cart took up the whole isle.

by JunkieMonkeyMoose August 9, 2021

Bruce the Moose

A shot consisting of tequila and Hot Damn. After one takes this shot, it is required to put your hands up like antlers on your head.

Who wants a Bruce the Moose? I'm buying.

by Chucky Diesel February 7, 2010

Rob the Moose

When someone really needs to take a shit. The kind of shit that can't wait.

Will: I wish I could talk more Scotty, but I really gotta Rob the Moose!

by wreidk9 December 7, 2016

juice the moose

to juice the moose is to pass gas,to cut the cheese.

Dude,you better roll down the window because i am about to juice the moose.

by MichaeltranUSA November 30, 2017