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monolog

A single and solo turd passed during a bowel movement.
I got constipated from eating a jar of crunchy peanut butter two days ago and passed a monolog so long that I had to break it up with a mop handle before it would flush.
by harry flashman July 27, 2003
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[monoboob]

monoboob - gene disorder in which females are born with a morphed gene that results in the growth of a 'double boob'. Operations can be carried out to separate the monoboob but this is a risky process as it is so close to the heart. Although, a scan can be done at birth if the child is to thought to have this gene (inherited from parents) which enables them to see the gene and split it or remove a part of this which would result in the normal growth of breasts on the child.
monoboob mono-boob, mono boob,
by Picklepie January 21, 2009
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monocopulation

to have sexual intercourse with yourself. to (masturbate).
im off to enjoy some monocopulation dude!
by jonjacub December 11, 2009
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Monkhood

This is a person that has not had sexual relations in over three months
John has not had sex in three months, he is now entering monkhood.
by Local #69 August 27, 2011
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monopoly

this is the most fuckin racist game ive ever seen in my life!a game where you buy extremly low cost areas in the da hood and you can be a car with spinnin rims, a toaster toastin fried chicken,a battleship with all black people working on it, a hat that slaves wore, a cannon that hints to firing at blacks, and iron and thimble to show how hard slaves worked! in a special edition version of monopoly, you can be a SPADE! (spade also being a slang term for nigger.)you can also be a tea cup full of, not tea, but colt 45. how racist!
by da hood' July 22, 2004
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Monologophobia

Monologue: a (usually long) dramatic speech by a single actor.

Monologophobia:

A fear of performing memorized speeches within plays or other performance types.

A fear of forgetting a memorized speech during a performance.

A fear that encompasses avoiding trying out for plays or other performance venues with long speeches in them, that must be memorized.
I can't try out for the community theater's version of Steel Magnolias, because I have monologophobia.

If I get the part of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark, then I am sure that my monologophobia will ruin my performance.
by lornagdoon November 7, 2009
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by LunaBoi July 25, 2004
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