mongolian blindfold

n. when a man squats over his partner's face resting one testicle in each eye socket often while recieving a rim job

After I gave your mom a t-bag, I transitioned into a Mongolian blindfold

by Ron O'Keef September 25, 2006

Mongolian Meat Grinder

When a girl with an underbite scrapes your dick, often ripping skin in huge chunks off the penis :)

My dentist said I need dental work or I might preform a Mongolian Meat Grinder.

by Dr. Gobble-dick February 6, 2009

mongolian time warp

The Mongolian Time Warp is when you are having anal sex in the doggy style position, you pull out and insert your balls into your partner's gaping asshole, grab them by the hips and flip them so that they are on their back.

I Mongolian Time Warped that bitch for science!

by LHMC January 31, 2008

mongolian bow wow

when a lesbian cuts off a dogs penis and uses it as a strap on, ear fucks you and gives you aids.

that bio teacher did some hard core mongolian bow wowing on that gym teacher.

by krzysztofsobczak April 25, 2011

Reverse Mongo Cowboy

A Woman, hangs vertically over a ma; and then falls. mid-fall she turns around into a 69 position. On the bounce back up, they grab each others feet, and roll forward. (imagine Cat-Dog rolling down a hill). This leaves the man on top, with his pee-pee in the woman's butthole, and her finger in his (butthole)

I think i busted my back with the reverse mongo cowboy last night, Tracy was too fat

by Loki5869 September 7, 2009

flying mongoose

A naked couple jumps out of an airplane with parachutes. The woman Jumps first, then the man. While the woman is in the air spread eagle, the man tries to skydive into the woman's vagina. Upon penetration, the woman opens her parachute, allowing for maximum orgasm. Veteran level. Do no try at home.

I planned a skydiving trip for my wife and I for our anniversary. We are going to do the flying mongoose!

by DatBoiardie September 16, 2017

The Mongols

The exception to every civilized nation in the world.

"Unless you are, of course, The Mongols."

by PooseyDecimator March 29, 2020