Muppet Mower

Someone, generally a lesbian, who likes eating out women. Much more affectionate than a carpet muncher.

Dude, Leslie is such a muppet mower. Did you see her all over that girl last night?

by EERW August 25, 2008

Je moeder heet henk

See looks like a blob fish she is so ugly. It is a Dutch word. Its a inside joke Lolol trololol

Chinese vliegen poep: hey You skunk like dogpoo
Gekke gerrit:Je moeder heet Henk

by Tena kaas February 27, 2017

mowe

"lets moe" lets eat
"this is moe" this is good food

by sterling October 15, 2002

Mowed down by the screws

Arrested.

Popularized very briefly by Archie Bunker.

Lester got mowed down by the screws at Occupy Wall Street today.

by LightninRon November 7, 2011

Mowed My Yard

A phrase or statement that ladies say when they just got the D.
Usually used as a creative way to hide from the public she just got the D.

"Girl after I left the club last night,
Derrick came over and mowed my yard good honey."

by Homeboy12 June 30, 2014

moerer

A moerer is a legit sign of being a dumb-ass. One who doesn't understand life and is bound to reproduce in mass quantities.

1. My friend who didn't understand the joke is a moerer.
2. That guy with twelve kids must be a moerer.

by LARKMT August 27, 2016

mowercan

Hispanic grass cutter, yard man, lawn boy.

The MOWERCAN did my lawn today, it looks like a golf course!!!

by djpbulldogmom June 20, 2016