Michelob Ultra

What beer drinkers drink when they're not drinking beer.

Dude #1: "Hey buddy, want a beer?"
Dude #2: "No thanks, I have to drive home later. Can I have a Michelob Ultra?"

by dmbcpa777 August 9, 2012

Mitchelli

Meaning best friends who can tell each other practically anything and never having an awkward moment about it.

Those Mitchelli's just talked about a turtle fucking a dog and there was no awkward silence.

by Dick Spritzle September 21, 2011

Mitchell

The supreme god
The best person ever
5 times won the prize of the best person on the universe
Mitchell is something that you can't describe it

This is so Mitchell

by Captain Bill McAwesome III November 1, 2019

Mitchelled

The act of having your day (or life) totally wrecked by another person (especially Mitchells)

Jeremy: "Hey I heard that Mitchell shat on your rug."

Todd: Yeah he fucking mitchelled me

by ihatemitchell69420 December 11, 2020

mitchek

Mitchek is a word to describe people who purge chats for no absolute reason. People only use this word inside social media platforms (e.g Discord). Even if they have no access to purge any chat they'll think about a way to try purge any chat whenever they feel like it.

Person 1: Oh hey there!
Person 2: Hello! have you heard of the new mitchek around here?
Person 1: I certainly had, we should be more careful when talking to him.

by TheJoeOfTheBrim February 7, 2021

Liam Mitchell

Liam be lookin like a thicc snak over their

He looked like a big impaloofa, some day he might be lookin like a whole meal!! He be lovin them Santa hat and his CoD games gettin all thos snacks and ladies,

Liam Mitchell: a man that looks like a snack

by O-Dog May 2, 2018

Sam Mitchell

When you go to a strip club for the first time and fall in love with one of the strippers

Damn dude Peter went full Sam Mitchell last night at the strip club.

by Gunny-Guy February 16, 2018