Definitions by Gunny-Guy

Sam Mitchell 

When you go to a strip club for the first time and fall in love with one of the strippers

Damn dude Peter went full Sam Mitchell last night at the strip club.

Sam Mitchell by Gunny-Guy February 16, 2018

Tommy Brown 

Having sex with someone in another person's tent and wiping it on their sleeping bag.

I did a Tommy Brown at camp last week.

Tommy Brown by Gunny-Guy January 12, 2017

Matty Marron 

When your girlfriend falls asleep before you get there because you're just that boring.

She did a Matty Marron on me when I went to pick her up.

Matty Marron by Gunny-Guy January 12, 2017