"Ah man, I should not have eaten all that Mexican Food before I got anally plundered. I'm not going to be able to hold my shit in much longer and my Pink Sock is going to become a Milwaukee Tootsie Pop."
by Jay Shepherd May 26, 2023
When you’re making sweet sweet love, and right before you’re about to nut, you pull out, cum in your hand and slap it on her booty hole and smear it up to her coochie, leaving a sticky mess of her mud hole.
“Bro we were banging, and I pulled out and accidentally gave her a milwaukee mudpie. I don’t even know why I did it, but it sure seemed like the right thing to do at the time”
by Sukmetwice June 11, 2022
When you use your semen to paste a picture of a loved one (dead mother, children, ex lover) to your partner's back and then rail them from behind to the while you think about the person in the picture
"I was really missing my daddy and Margaret so I gave my partner the old Milwaukee scrapbook and we'd love to her while I cried like a little girl"
by Thelonedart March 4, 2021
When an uncircumcised male lays on their back, stretches their foreskin up several inches, and then begins to slowly urinate filling the void to the brim before allowing their grandmother to slam it down like a shot.
by CosmicRatSalad October 9, 2023
Sports writers that write about Phoenix having an easy street to the NBA Finals due to injuries on opposing teams but don't mention the route Milwaukee took to get there forget that Milwaukee played an injury filled Atlanta Hawks team and an injury filled Brooklyn Nets team (just like the Atlanta Hawks played an injury filled Philadelphia team to get to the conference finals with Milwaukee). If a game is thrown before it ever starts, there is no getting a prediction about it wrong.
by The Original Agahnim July 22, 2021
A concoction of all the drinks available from a gas station soda drink dispenser in the largest cup available.
by AtomicBalls April 29, 2023
The act of dipping your hand in a bowl of ice water for at least 30 seconds while your partner pisses their pants. You then give them a handjob.