Milwaukee mudpie

A surprise crapping of the pants. Usually diarrhea based, resulting from too much booze, fried foods, sweets, and cigarettes. In any combination and quantity. Onset by laughter, shock.., or compulsive swearing.

Last night was crazy! I got drunk and stuffed, and John opened his funny-ass mouth. I laughed so hard I Milwaukee mudpied myself. That's why I'm wearing ladies yoga pants.

Milwaukee mudpie by half dog January 6, 2013

Milwaukee Mudpie

When you’re making sweet sweet love, and right before you’re about to nut, you pull out, cum in your hand and slap it on her booty hole and smear it up to her coochie, leaving a sticky mess of her mud hole.

“Bro we were banging, and I pulled out and accidentally gave her a milwaukee mudpie. I don’t even know why I did it, but it sure seemed like the right thing to do at the time”

Milwaukee Mudpie by Sukmetwice June 11, 2022