Minter

Something that is in very good condition or of good quality

You should have bought that car I saw the other day, it was a minter!

by Slyer January 10, 2009

mister softee

1. Jeffs Boyfriend
2.Petafile
3. Some who cant get hard

1. Jeff is getting some creme from Mister Softee tonight.
2. Anyone know where Mister Softee is? Just listen for the little kids.
3. Mister Softee couldnt get a hard on

by #36 HBreaks April 10, 2005

mistermoore

To completely destroy pride, arrogance, and or sheer ignorance; usually executed by placing a strong blow on the recipients lower jaw; can be earth shattering and cause injured pride; If you are mistermoore-ed then you usually come out looking like a pussy

The ignorant dick would not shut up on the golf course, so I mistermoored him

by obxsailin May 9, 2007

Macterbation

Macterbation (mack-tur-bait-shun) or Macterbating (verb) Is the act of obsessing yourself in apple products to the point you damn near bust a nut. So deep in MacBook Pros, iPads, iPhones, that it's become a major part of your life tinkering with apple products. Literally to the point of suspected viagra abuse because your friends are concerned over the fact that you spend hours on end in front of a laptop, tv, tablet or cellphone with a mega huge raging boner. This is a serious condition and there will probably be some sort of walk for it one of these days... Be ready.

You walk in to see your bro shacked up in bed; laptop on chest surfing Steve Jobs memorial websites, apple tv "airplaying" off the iPhone in the background, crushing the book on a tablet no more than a fingers "poke" away and blaring iTunes (probably the beetles or bob dylan) in the pitch black dark of your parents basement totin' a black turtle neck tee and maybe sipping a pinot grigio. Straight up Macterbation sesh

by Brozay Cuervo March 28, 2012

Mister Metokur

a gigachudbud that bully the Ralph (rage pig)and the destroyer of all *cough*cough*furrys AND ANHILATOR OF DEVIENTART FETTISHES

Mister Metokur is also called Jim,hes epic and roasts rage pigs and furrys

by Jimisepicandragepigbad October 3, 2022

minters

the same meaning as mint, only said with an emphasis on the 'ers' part of the word so you end up saying 'mintuurrrss'. It should sound like you have a very fake Yorkhire/North England accent.

'i got a few new sheep on the farm'
'ahhh minters'

by Ginge-o August 12, 2007

Mistery

A definition of a short person usually a female. They have a different way of spelling their name. They are a fun person to be around and usually good at sports like cheerleading, gymnastics or acrobats. They have dark hair and bright eyes. They have a unique personality and know how to party. They can sometimes be stubborn but they are at the same time a good friend. They worry about others too much rather themselves. They are usually the girl every guy wants but is scared of being hurt.

Mistery is cute

by rahrah123456789 July 16, 2011