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Messiah

The Jewish word given to the saviour of the world, was thought to be Jesus (who was actually an Arab Magician). One of the most famous uses of the word messiah was in Monty Python's: The Life of Brian were Brian is mistaken to be the messiah of Jerusalem.
crowd: "Show us the Messiah!"
Mum: "Its a mess up here but there is no Messiah!"
crowd: "BRIAN! Show us Brian"
Mum: "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy, now go away!"
by Calmal February 19, 2007
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Mesquite

A ghetto ass town either filled with old people or the most ghetto people ever. Never come to mesquite for a good time it'd filled with no good hoodrats.
Oh, you live in mesquite? But you're a teen?
by Anon person from mesquite July 24, 2016
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Messias

A bitch ass motherfucker , who is about to get his ass kicked by the 1 and only me.Fuck Messias
Messias is a motherfucker
by Lumingo hater December 5, 2003
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Messican

mes-sican
/noun/
(not to be confused with the word "Mexican") Individual that speaks Spanish, has dark hair and brown skin, but is not Mexican nor has any Mexican ancestry.
Ellis is from Ecuador, therefore he Messican
by Overwatch Weeb June 13, 2017
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Messi

A fun, outgoing, over the top, funny girl. She likes singing Taylor Swift at the top of her lungs. She likes dancing in her car whenever she feels like it. She doesn't care what people think of her. She does what she wants whenever she wants. She's the best damn girl you'll ever meet. She recently checked off something from her bucket list, chinese firedrill. You'll love her to death.
Guy #1: You see that girl right there?
Guy #2: Yeah.
Guy #1: She's definately a Messi.
by QuinnJr. January 16, 2011
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Gilles Messier

A very intellegent 15 year old, who can sometimes have a rather bland sense of humor.
"Naomi, if you stuck that fake knife down your shirt..It'd be called a booby trap"
by With love Amanda and Nimz January 9, 2005
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Messi Mbappe

The Messi Mbappe
Argentinian cum covered croissant
"My uncle arrived at the dress up party as a bandit, with a Messi Mbappe"
by farky123 December 18, 2022
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