mega fuckboy

just like fuckboys, they live among us, except they also have girlfriends

abel isn’t just a regular fuckboy, he’s dating taylor. HES A MEGA FUCKBOY!!!!

by mustyass December 18, 2018

Mega Weebo

A person who obsessed over hentai .

Why Hunter is such a Mega Weebo.

by 12345678900987654321234567890 December 6, 2019

Mega Sweat

A person that is playing too seriously or trying too hard to win but on a mega level.

Some examples are below:
Using OP or Meta weapons in FPS
Camping in FPS
Raging in casual or practice mode playlists
Farming kills by knowing spawn points

A similar, interchangeable term is a ‘mega try-hard'

"The UMP 45 can carry most Mega Sweats on any Tarkov map"

by ImTrashJuice March 13, 2023

mega crabs

Like regular crabs, (the sexually transmitted parasite that lives in public hair) except several times bigger and more uncomfortable.

1. "excuse me, do you have anything for crabs?"
2. "sure, right over here sir"
1. "Mega crabs.."
2. "dear god sir, i beleive..your fucked'.."

by Jim, King of Ghana November 28, 2007

mega cow

a huge cow you fucking shit head
god damn how stupid are you

go back to school you asshole

fuck you

look at the mega cow bitch

by mega cow February 10, 2017

Nerf Mega

Big ass nerf guns that shoot massive foam ammunition. Recent years have introduced a MEGA XL line that shoots even HUGER foam.

Nerf mega guns may not be good for a practical nerf war but they can even make a grown man feel badass.

by Ramsy Norris April 18, 2022

Mega-Napper

Someone who naps during the day or whilst there is still daylight frequently

Colin: The Mega-Napper

Colin is such a Mega-Napper

by Meatbus September 20, 2011