mortgage

possible root from the French verb "mourir" meaning to die. The English word "mortgage" refers a home owner's loan that is usually with you until you die. Usage of the French root is supposed to make it sound fancier than "loan" - but it doesn't really.

J'ai mort - meaning "I am dead"
I have a mortgage - meaning "My social life is dead b/c I own a house"

by Money Maid February 23, 2004

Mortar and Pestle

When your old lady jabs the wound with a phallic object furiously, with such emotional intensity not achieved by another activity.

What did you do last night?

Oh my plans got cancelled so I just whipped out the old mortar and pestle and went to town.

by weeman! September 23, 2009

Morten Harket

Morten Harket is an old sexy man that every women desires.

MORTEN HARKET MAKES ME SO HORNY

by Righttttu February 17, 2019

Reverse Mortgage

Paying a prostitute to fuck you in the ass with a dildo.

Sam 'What's your rate per hour for a reverse mortgage?'

by Loonlake June 29, 2013

Mortal Coil

The poetic terms for the troubles of life and suffering of the world.
(to shuffle off this mortal coil has been used to reference death)

God, I cannot wait to yeet the fuck off this mortal coil.

by can u not my wayward friend March 2, 2019

Mortgage

The only reason you own a home.

I just closed on my mortgage. I'll be moving in to my new home next week.

by nudebuddah September 25, 2010

mortal kombat

A series of fighting games where the characters could spill an unbelievable amount of blood without without having any realistic wounds. Hmm.... I wonder why....

For those mortal kombat creators, the game is really cool but what's with the movies, man? You should hire another director or something.

by uglyron August 9, 2003