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dave matthews bland

n. A sub-genre of music consisting of mostly acoustic guitars and polo shirts, often identified by its cliched covers (e.g. Sublime's "Santeria").

adj. Of the college bar variety.
This band is so dave matthews bland. We should leave this crappy bar.
by CasetteFM September 11, 2009
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Matthewgraygublersexual

A strong attraction towards only Matthew Gray Gubler and possibly women.
Hey dude did you know I’m matthewgraygublersexual?”
Okay dude”
by dumbbiotch December 29, 2020
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Thomas Matthew Delonge

Thomas Matthew Delonge is a singer/guitarist for the most amazing band, Blink 182. He was born December 13, 1975 in Poway, California. He is unfortunately married to Jennifer Jenkins, now Jennifer Delonge. He is the hottest man alive, without a doubt. Many people praise him. He is currently in Blink 182 and Angels and Airwaves, two amazing bands, Blink 182 being the best. He used to be in Boxcar Racer also. He has a very distinct voice which makes him even more irresistable. He has an obsession over UFO's and Aliens, and he really does not care what people think of him. He is a unique, and different soul, which makes him interesting.
who are you talking about when you capitalize Him?
well, Thomas Matthew Delonge of course!
by Mrs. Delonge June 10, 2010
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Matthew Perry

A comedic genius. Mostly known for his role as Chandler Bing in the American television sitcom "Friends", but also starred in other things like Fools Rush In, Charles in Charge, The Ron Clark Story.
Perry suffered from a drug addiction during the Friends era, and had many weight fluctuations. He managed to pull through it and beat his addiction, and now to this day, he stars as Oscar Madison in the remake of the '70s sitcom "The Odd Couple."
by TheRelaxiTaxi December 20, 2015
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Matthew Nelson

The leader of an unstoppable force, known as the G-Force. He has many superpowers such as transportation and is known to appear in your mums bedroom, have sexual relations with her and then make mum jokes to your face.
If you see this man be aware. He has been known to give random insults to the innocent and vulnerable people of society. When you feel like you are under a G attack, your brain will begin to feel like it will fry due to the knowledge of being inferior to an audio-graphical memory. You will cry in envy knowing you will never have the power to woo a woman with the power of rave; You will wish you had the ninja skills to climb through windows. Most of all he will steal your MANHOOD. He is an unstoppable force; a pimp who has many identities, living with his secret lovers who he meets on Facebook. All you can do is hope you don't run into the madman or you will fall under the wrath of his steel balls!! Matthew Nelson! The JUGGERNAUT!
by A SPY IN G-FORCE!! December 10, 2009
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Matthew Hirst

Matthew Hirst is a lanky person with green eyes. He has a gigantic horse cock with a minimum size of 13 inches. He only likes to bang short girls and has destroyed at least 3 pelvises. Has a fetish for guys named Jacob. He is known for stealing girlfriends, especially short chicks.
That guys name is Matthew Hirst for sure, he must have a massive cock.
by Bent Facts September 9, 2020
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matthew perry

The guy on Friends who had extremely violent weight fluctuations. He was pretty funny though.
Wasn't Chandler skinny in the previous episode? What happened!?
by god March 25, 2005
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