jesu maria santisima ni mameo

Word used in the countryside (el cibao) of the Dominican Republic to express amaizement or surprise.

Pedrito: hey mom, juanita bought a car that can talk while she drives!!!

Mom: jesu maria santisima ni mameo!!

by rolan2 August 6, 2008

Big Maria

A shit so enormous it fills an entire toilet bowl.

My tummy is rumbling, I think I might have to take a Big Maria.

by DV78 February 7, 2009

Maria

Maria is a beautiful girl and I love her so much with everything because she is my baby and I'm in love with her she makes me happy with everything and I can't live without her

Maria is the love of my life

by Beautiful 323 May 5, 2018

Ave Maria

Ave Maria (Latin) is a traditional Catholic prayer asking for the intercession of the Virgin Mary, the mother of Jesus. The prayer is also used by the Eastern Orthodox and Oriental Orthodox as well as by many other groups within the Catholic tradition of Christianity including Independent Catholics, and Old Catholics. Some Protestant denominations, such as Lutherans, also make use of the prayer.

Ave Maria, grátia pléna, Dóminus técum. Benedícta tu in muliéribus, et benedíctus frúctus véntris túi, Iésus.
Sáncta María, Máter Déi, óra pro nóbis peccatóribus, nunc et in hóra mórtis nóstrae. Ámen.

by Rissiepooh Da 80z baby September 26, 2009

Maria

a really really sexy girl, she amazingly beautiful and amazing at everything, shes an angel and your lucky to know a maria, every boy falls for her and take a while to get back up, she has massive tits and usually has a huge and amazing ass which attract all the boys

boy 1: DAAAAMMMNN look at her smokin ass its so sexy
boy 2: damnn she must be a maria

by annonomous3937 April 8, 2015

Maria

A Hispanic girl whose so pretty that everyone Is in awe! She is one who never is ugly

Oh look at that chick! She's so pretty!! She must be a maria

by Brooklyn1209 September 9, 2013

MARIAH

She is amazing, talented (in so many ways I find it hard to even begin), BEAUTIFUL as heaven, sweet, a lil` cutie, blows any guys mind when she walks past, so funny she will make you piss your pants, a smell that makes you melt into a puddle, owns the sexiest ghetto booty in the world, can own you in her sleep (so don't even try to step her out), unbelievable dancer, soft luscious lips, the most remarkable and STUNNING eyes ever, a body that will make you want to spend all your money on, and a smile to DIE for and PERFECT..
She takes you by surprise everytime you see or talk to her, she knows exactly what to say to bring you out of that sad crusty mood you alwasy seem to be in and she's ALWAYS the one person you want to see when things are bad, good or just normal!

"Damn, I can't seem to keep my mind off Mariah"
person 1: "Who's that hot chick over there?"
person 2: "Oh, that's sarah"
person 1: "nah not her, I mean that sexy as one with that perfect body and ass to remember!"
person 2: "OHHH! Yeah that's MARIAH" ;)

by chavvy69 May 13, 2011