Goalie for the Pittsburgh Penguins.
One of the worst goaltenders to think he can make it in the NHL. Fleury doesn't realize how bad he actually is, because he is too stoned half the time, which makes it hard for him to block shots.
One of the worst goaltenders to think he can make it in the NHL. Fleury doesn't realize how bad he actually is, because he is too stoned half the time, which makes it hard for him to block shots.
by Big A#1 April 11, 2011
Get the Marc Andre Fleurymug. This occurs during sex when at least one person involved in the act has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder(OCD), a mental disorder of which Marc Summers is afflicted. It's like a traditional rug burn someone might obtain during sex but the person with OCD is mentally compelled to straighten things or make their surrounding neat and tidy while they are having sex.
It's distracting when I try to fuck a bitch on my Persian rug and I have to straighten the frills. This Marc Summers rug burn isn't worth it...
by kubla85 May 30, 2009
Get the Marc Summers Rug Burnmug. From the latin "marcus sparticus swe'disceranus" This is the ultimate nickname to give someone, and only once you have reached mach 3.9991347592 can u achieve this...(see definition of mach rating)
a man was walking down the street. He saw a guy with long blonde hair crossing the road. As he saw this he exclaimed, "The saviour has arisen! long live lord Marc the Sparc malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess...
by Staaaaani June 19, 2004
Get the Marc the Spark malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddessmug. So the name Mark was no mainstream and Marcus was too long so your parents decided to name you Marc. If you’re a Marc, you’re inherently blessed with barbaric swoleness and your testosterone levels are off the charts. You constantly radiate exuberance and joy everywhere you go and you’re not afraid to make jokes that everyone thinks of but no one dares to say. Marcs also tend to have organomegaly usually manifested in the form of “arms the size of an average human’s thigh” as well as a jawline chiselled to perfection and make you believe that perfection does exist and it walks the surface of the planet in the form of Marc.
Damn bruh look at that Marc, he’s so perfect. Do you think the organomegaly extends to his corpus cavernosum?
by bamwhamgottaslam November 23, 2021
Get the Marcmug. 
It happens when your dad just disappears out of thin air. He leaves to get the milk and never ever comes back.
I really like having my dad around to play catch with. I hope pulling a marc isn’t on his bingo card.
by sassmagoo December 25, 2024
Get the Pulling a Marcmug. And not the one you're thinking of...
Hym "It never ceases to weird me out and amuse me. We got marky marc. We got this chick (and, yes, that IS what I'm into). Weird. It's just weird guys. Creeps me right the fuck out. And then we got Dr. JeepJorp and it's like. You keep trying to make it about the things I say about women and retards but... I refuse to move past the people watch me all the God damn time. I know what I said Jorpson. I was there. I don't care. Like, my perception of reality isn't the problem here."
by Hym Iam February 17, 2023
Get the Marky marcmug.