manprissy

Man who prefers cock over pussy

John was offered Jane's Pussy over Peter's Cock. John chose Peter's Cock. He's a manprissy

by robynnidhal November 4, 2013

Manpon

A string attached to a penis that has been devoured by abdominal fat. This assistive device helps locate and retrieve otherwise lost sign of manhood.

Nurse: "I went to cath Mr. Smith but I couldn't find his penis, I think he needs a manpon."

by Ms.WTF January 15, 2015

Manpinion

An opinion that, in the eyes of social justice warriors and rabid feminists, is invalid becomes it comes from a man.

Jennifer: I like blue M&Ms.
Steve: I like red ones.
Jennifer: Stop mansplaining to me with your manpinion! I feel so triggered right now.

by Indica35 October 7, 2016

Manpered

The experience of a male being taken care of or partaking in relaxing events such as getting a pedi, a good fade or massage. i.e. a woman being “pampered” by going to a salon. Pampered + man = Manpered.

Carey went to a full service barber shop to be “manpered” before his hot date.

by Big Alli G December 30, 2017

Manpon

A rolled up piece of toilet paper or paper towel placed in a mans anus after being raped. Usually used within prison. This prevents blood leakage that would give away what is happening either to him or to prevent the guards from finding out.

“Yo, you see that blood on jimmys jumpsuit? Looks like he needs a manpon”

by Heyitisyaboy June 19, 2019

manpon

When a man is behaving like he needs a tampon.

A man who is completely whipped by his missus.

A pussy.

"Have you seen Sanjay Jerath QC recently?"

"No, he's become his missus' manpon!"

by LongSchlongKwong August 10, 2016

manpire

a psuedo- preternatural being, particularly a male, who is exceedingly creepy and makes one feel uncomfortable. Often marked by pale, clammy skin and dark under-eye circles that resemble those of a vampire, and a tendency for sexual deviations (such as incest). Often the main villain of a movie, novel, or television show.

See 'Creeper'.

Commodus from Gladiator, The Phantom of the Opera, Hannibal, and Count Olaf from a Series of Unfortunate Events are all prime examples of Manpires in their various degrees.

by Katie Holloway January 7, 2008