Malachi

An average height insensitive black kid who will roast the crap out of you and not care how you feel. He is very smart though and is good at debating but don't trust him too much. He could use your problems and secrets against you at any time and he will. He is a trustworthy person though. Can't cook but claims he can. Is not funny but claims he is.

Who is that kid who keeps roasting everybody?
Omg, that is Malachi. Stay away from him.

by bitchesbeb000ners March 15, 2020

malachi

a boy that is smart, athletic , and kind but if you make him mad its not gonna be nice. he is very creative and spunky.
follow his Instagram @that_kiddoo_

do you have a friend named Malachi ?

by that_kiddoo_ March 18, 2020

Maladd

An absolute sexy motherfucker who has a giant cock and is super cute. Irresistible and very hot, he is a gentle, muscular sexy man. Also cute. Don't forget cute.

"I'd DEFINITELY fuck Maladd!"
"That man is a Maladd!"

by TheGuyWhoMakesWords November 25, 2021

Jayvee Malabanan

He is good at playing computer games, especially Valorant. The type of guy who will court every girl and be sad when rejected. He also loves to chat with random strangers through online platforms and enjoys flirting and could flirt to break the ice with someone.

Jayvee Malabanan wants to play valorant after talking with a complete stranger.

by therealjayvee March 7, 2022

Malachai Schang

a big fag, who sits on his ass all day. If you piss a kid named "Malachai Schang" off, he'll elbow drop your face in like jackie chan.

That Malachai kid kicked my ass last friday"

by Malachai May 25, 2003

Malachi

Skinny guy who likes fat girls. Has no ability to stick it out through the rough times in a relationship, and will abandon his family when the going gets rough. Has a severe porn addiction, and is incapable of being faithful. Has a severe narcissistic personality disorder. He has grandiose dreams and brags about how much money his family has, but forgets to mention that they have cut him off. He is completely socially retarded, and has no ability to relate to women as human beings. Has a severe superiority complex, and not afraid to flaunt it.

See that skinny guy? That's Malachi. He thinks he's the shit, when he's really just a pile of poop.

by Shocked and appalled October 15, 2012

Malaak

Malaak is a browning banana peel also know as a person slowly dying away from humanity and then still thinking that they are relevant. BUT, she is very relatable and has a good dank meme board on Pinterest.

“Yo, yo, mano did you talk to Malaak today”

“Yea brah; today her memes were FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY”

“Yea, yea, man. Especially the one about that one man being irrelevant because he doesn’t dispense the sauce.”

by Maloch ness monster October 14, 2019