mackrel

A term used for talking about weed when people you don't want to hear are around

Did you pick up the mackrel yet?
I love smoked mackrel

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

Mature

A really boring person that only does things that are "age like"...

"hey wanna go do 101 things in walmart??"
" no that is sooo immature."
"watever. ur boring."

by ieezsooperawzumninja February 14, 2010

Macarena

N. A pasta tube that resembles a semi-circle or the letter "C" in shape. Often served in a cheese sauce.

"My kid brother loves Macarena and Cheese!"

by DaBunny July 18, 2008

maurey

an anal q-tip, you know one of those scrawny mothafuckas with them curlies up top

the homosexual giant was fortunate to pick up a maurey out of the crowd. next time he won't go to taco bell unless he's got a spare maurey on him.

by HJM April 9, 2008

mature cheddar head

A mature cheddar head is someone who is very mature but acts really stubborn and stuck-up with it, quite snobby. They are mature in a really boring way with no sense of humour and take everything seriously.

'Sophie told me making fart noises is immature.'
'Don't worry, she's a mature cheddar head with no sense of humour.'

by mousey1306 June 16, 2012

macgregor barking

First used by the macgregor clan in olden day dogging circles. Macgregor barking is when a group of men surround a car with a couple having sex in it and bark like dogs while they pleasure themselves.

Hey dude! Did you enjoy that macgregoring we did last night...WOOF WOOF!! Yea dude! Macgregor barking is the shit!!

by creamy windscreens December 9, 2007

mauresmo

a butch female who could easily pass for a man. term originates from that dyke French tennis player

did you see that Mauresmo? that was disgusting!

by Wayne October 1, 2003