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Iron maiden are playing Glasgow SECC 8th December WHOO HOO!!
by mysteriosgothchick October 29, 2003
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iron maiden

iron maiden. quite simply the greatest most talented band ever to put music to a record.
Likely to be seen wearing tight lycra pants (even a wwf wrestler wud say 'now they are gay') whilst throwing off rock star shapes not seen since your uncle got up dancin 2 thin lizzy at a wedding reception. A lead singer with an operatic voice reminisant of an air raid syren thats just been kicked in the bollocks(he really can sing high!) whilst showing off his 3rd leg concealed in his lycra pants. Add a mental drummer that even animal from the muppets is like' that guys got a screw loose' a bassist who is more like a lead guitarist and the best trio of guitarists to ever write a riff. You have iron maiden been going twenty odd years and my god they still run around on stage like a buch of townies high on pcp and mcdonalds strawberry milkshake. for more info on maiden see the words 'genius' 'legend'
man 1. 'Hello do u like Iron Maiden'

man 2 (Pauses.....then air guitars the riff to the trooper....nuff said
by jamie July 30, 2004
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best metal band ever. best songs are flight of icarus and murders in the rue morgue.
by garret July 4, 2003
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Iron maiden

1- DEFINATLEY the best metal band EVER shut up " iron butterfly" iron maidens in town. They carved a good road to metallica, and all that crap. they have the best guitarists and best drummer and singer. "IRON MAIDEN CANNOT BE FOUGHT" in the words of bruce dickenson.
Also see- Maiden, rock in rio

2- a badass medival torture, rather killing device which was composed of an iron shell, with strategically placed spikes inside to provide the victim with no chance of living. the door was closed. and the spikes hit all the main living parts, such as heart and brain ect.
" Rock in rio is the BEST iron maiden concert ever"
by Dean KRamer February 27, 2005
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Mackenzie

The craziest, loudest girl in the world. She will annoy the living daily lights out of you, she enjoys it to. She is a girl whom is confident and never lets anything get in her way.
Jake: I love that Mackenzie she is just awesome
Mackenzie: No you go die in a hole
by Bridgette Hope October 25, 2017
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John Madden

An extremely old dude who, when talking, sounds like someone is squeezing his stomach. This guy is the human form of the game of football. He eats, sleeps, and drinks football. BOOM! Look at a video game case or monday night football and you'll see this man happy and smiling because he is football!!!
Look at him! It's John Madden, he's so old but happy...I wish we could play a game of football with him, but he might go insane or explode or something.
by knowledgeman October 5, 2006
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mackenzy

beautiful, has a great sense of humour, talented and good at everything, sweet and innocent (ya right until you meet the horny badass girl inside) all the boys love her and all the girls want to be her. skinny and has a perfect body. has amazingly soft lips for giving blow jobs, amazing kisser and unforgettable in bed. the missing piece to any guys dirty, whorish, fantasy. when you grind on this hot bitch, your boner will be uncontrollable, dancing with her will surly not end in disappointment. if you're ever lucky enough to meet a Mackenzy, don't let her be the one that got away. shes one of a kinda and unique in EVERY way. when you see her it makes you wanna drop and unload. even just the sound of her name turns you on. fuck that sexy bitch hard, don't be a pussy and give her your all.
pretty much the perfect girl

"damn look at that girl she is such a mackenzy."

"I'd let her do me anytime."

"ya that girl has the most perfect hips for me to hold while i shove my dick down into her pussy. i won't stop till it hits the bottom and her body is shaking with pleasure. her body will be cover in sweat when i'm trough with her."
by connordude December 16, 2011
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