Legiterally

A fact that is legitimately literal.

I legiterally am cracked at Fortnite.

by nicajima November 14, 2019

Legit Retarded

Actual mental infirmity

Often used to describe a person who shows signs of normalcy, but occasionally does things so mind bogglingly dumb, that one needs to question whether the person actually has a mental deficiency.

Bro, the stamp goes on the upper right hand corner of the envelope and the address goes in the middle. You’re thirty. No offense, are you legit retarded?

by ponytrekker February 8, 2021

Legiterally

Not just legit, not just literally, but legiterally, an emphasized miracle baby of the two, the pinnacle of pure seriousness in in a more informal, yet still preserving its oneness, form.

I legiterally just won the lottery.
Legiterally every number could be an answer to the question.
My dog legiterally just passed on.
I LEGITERALLY CANT STOP HELP HELP PLEASE MOVE OUT OF THE STREET HELP

by Mechanica_ October 22, 2023

partially legit

When one's feelings toward someone or something are between obsessive and sarcastic.

Mark: Dude have you seen how much Joey talks about that chick Chelsea? I think he's obsessed with her.

Frank: Na man Joey told me the other day his feelings for her are only partially legit.

by wrestlerpunk March 1, 2010

the legit oven

what single men use when the microwave isnt working

i had to use the legit oven for my pizza rolls, it pissed me the fuck off!

by that one guy over there -> September 17, 2011

Novad (legit)

Not to be mistaken for the nefarious Novad mimic this term of augmented-reality gamers refers to a set of Other individuals unbound together in the space-time zone called the Anarchives, constantly roaming, ever in search of Others to play with.

It is suspected that the root word -- NOVAD -- which seems to be nowhere truly defined, is known only on select networks of teh Internetz.

"We began as aimless (p)articles, wandering through the universe…we found ourselves pulled together towards the same center of gravity, a dream we could not forget, an unshakeable memory of a self that we had never noticed there.”
- Novad (legit) legend

by BoldJez December 30, 2012

proper legit

When something's so good it conforms beyond the rules.

That brewery has so many exemplary beers it's proper legit.

by Dontbother8 March 22, 2017