When your bro uses a MONSTER ENERGY DRINK on his dick as sticky-lube and slams it in your asshole with no warning.
by Robert Sinclair May 10, 2019
Get the Kyledriver mug.Kyle's mum:
So why do you call your girlfriend 'your jew'?
Kyle:
Because she is my girlfriend but she doesn't like to get called my girlfriend, she prefers it when I call her 'my jew' as it makes her horny...10/10 you should fuck a jew
Kyle's mum:
So that is why everyone says 'Kyle and his jew?'
Kyle:
Yes
*Kyle then pats his jew on the head while she is sitting on the floor next to the chair Kyle is on*
Kyle's jew:
Thank you daddy, you make me forget about G-d
So why do you call your girlfriend 'your jew'?
Kyle:
Because she is my girlfriend but she doesn't like to get called my girlfriend, she prefers it when I call her 'my jew' as it makes her horny...10/10 you should fuck a jew
Kyle's mum:
So that is why everyone says 'Kyle and his jew?'
Kyle:
Yes
*Kyle then pats his jew on the head while she is sitting on the floor next to the chair Kyle is on*
Kyle's jew:
Thank you daddy, you make me forget about G-d
by Savagemylads July 25, 2019
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Get the Kyled mug.A drink mixed from Monster energy drink and the most handy Russian vodka. Carefully crafted to inspire massive air, burnouts and dry wall punches. Not for the faint of heart or tender in spirit. Only for the wannabe hardcore who want to achieve a high level of energy and fuckedupedness.
by Kilr Kyle April 24, 2021
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Get the Kyle Exum mug.A beautiful, artistic, big booty, thicc, and intelligent Latina woman. Cuando la ves, sabrás que dios es real porque nadie mas podría crear algo tan bonita. Her mind and thought process are the most attractive aspect about her, which doesn’t seem possible since her appearance is out of this world. She is very open minded and compassionate. While she is smart in who she trusts deeply, her tendency to automatically assume the best in everyone brings her repeated pain when disappointing truths are revealed. She can endure almost anything that is thrown her way with a positive attitude and growth mindset. As a friend, she is an amazing individual to go to in times of need because of her caring nature. Additionally, she is an athletic angel.
If she could notice herself in a reflection, she would be unstoppable.
If she could notice herself in a reflection, she would be unstoppable.
Did you see that Spicy Latina?
That’s Kyleen, really defines Mexican beauty!
I need to talk to her now
Write her a poem or something she’ll definitely fall for you, she loves literature.
That’s Kyleen, really defines Mexican beauty!
I need to talk to her now
Write her a poem or something she’ll definitely fall for you, she loves literature.
by NobodyThatYouKnow123456 April 2, 2022
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