script kitty

a n00b cat, that cant program

see script kiddy

*cat humps the computer*

damn script kitty

by SasaMaker October 4, 2006

kitty pryde

a mutant girl, part of the X-men, that can pass through solid objects.

Kitty: "Like, let's go shopping and like, look at some guys!"

by Firestarter April 3, 2004

Kitty Porn

To all you boneheads, not the same as "kiddie porn".

Kiddie porn is what Peewee Herman might have been busted for, not kitty porn.

by Ass fucking your momma January 12, 2007

Dumpster Kitty

1. An allycat, matted hair, smelly and rubs up against anyone for a meal.

2. A woman who could have been good looking but allowed herself to go down the drain.

Dumpster Kitty: A woman with chipped nail polish, brusises on her legs, bleached out hair smoking Misty or Kool 100's. Drink of choice is any cocktail made with champaigne. Names like Connie, Candi or Brandy are closely associated with Dumpster Kitties.

by ADR10723 November 6, 2007

kittyballs

the round testicular objects dangling from a male cats scrotum. (usually newtered.

bob: damn did you see those KITTYBALLS
jeff: man you need to newter your cat
cat owner: i like my cat with balls hes more sexually active

by koolcoppopcorntreatmentcenter February 1, 2009

kittymomma

1. A clever or witty person
2. Someone who is acting LIKE a dilly
3. A good word to compliment someone or something
4. Someone who can be annoying sometimes

Haha don't be such a kittymomma! Nice Joke, Kittymomma!

by the kittymomma February 16, 2010

kitty hard

An extremely sarcastic way of responding when an event or action that isn't difficult at all -- but is made to seem that way by the speaker. A tribute to cats, the ultimate drama queens, who such a hard life that they make a Big Deal when you move them off the clean laundry they've been sleeping on for the last 23.5 hours.

Jerry: And I had to sleep on 1000 thread count sheets because the 1500 thread count sheets were dirty!
Tom: Your life is so kitty hard.

Glenda: I can't talk right now, I have to get my nails done, hair done, a massage, AND go shopping for new clothes before I have lunch with Brad Pitt!
Evillene: Your life is so kitty hard.

by Jody M. March 25, 2010