Ass Kraken

Someone renowned for their large and perpetual ass crack exposure

Look at that Ass Kraken over there, that's enough crack to be classified as a damn fault line

by PlanetPeace January 1, 2015

mr. krabs

a thicc boy juicy boy.
owner of the krusty krab.
mmm i want some of his juicy crab meat rn.
mMmmMmmmmmMmM krabs daddy.

you see that thicc boy?
he's a mr. krabs

by dingdongsquad February 5, 2020

releasing the kraken

taking a poo

man i just got done releasing the kraken

by Phil McCrevace March 10, 2003

krabby patty

refers to disease-ridden female gentalia

Dude, I'm not going anywhere NEAR that chick's krabby patty!!

by Nooch333 March 2, 2007

Re-releasing the Kraken

Whilst having vaginal sex with your woman, grab her by the weave whilst attempting to fist her anus. No lubrication is allowed, as lubrication will come from the blood she spills based on your efforts. When the hole seems big enough, release your weaving hand and insert that arm in the anus making it bigger still. When torn enough and you can feel the point-of-no-return, hastely pull out and jizz in the gaping hole, creating a torrent of blood and semen. Now, put from your nose to your chin inside the hole and whilst delivering sharp hooked punches to her hips, scream at the top of your lungs - 'RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!' -whilst she shits on your face. Then, when she's finished, proceed to stand up and beat the shit out of her.

Will fancied re-releasing the Kraken on Juliette 'cos she hadn't built his sandwich correctly.

by KingofWomen December 15, 2010

Mr. Krabs

A form of blowjob that a person can give to you.

JoJo: Yeah last night Jenny gave me a Mr. Krabs.

by GearSecondMaster April 28, 2011

mr.krabs

The owner of the krusty krab also causes rage inducing screaming or turn you on depending by the type of person you are

Ethan: dosent mr.krabs look low key sexy

by My names is James December 11, 2016