Definitions by PlanetPeace

Asscrack Anthony 

A guy whose buttcrack is always showing. The male version of a 'Buttcrack Betty'.

"Oh look at Asscrack Anthony over there...how does he not feel that!?"

Asscrack Anthony by PlanetPeace June 23, 2022

Ass Kraken 

Someone renowned for their large and perpetual ass crack exposure

Look at that Ass Kraken over there, that's enough crack to be classified as a damn fault line

Ass Kraken by PlanetPeace January 1, 2015