Ass Kraken

Someone renowned for their large and perpetual ass crack exposure
Look at that Ass Kraken over there, that's enough crack to be classified as a damn fault line
by PlanetPeace January 01, 2015
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Asscrack Anthony

A guy whose buttcrack is always showing. The male version of a 'Buttcrack Betty'.
"Oh look at Asscrack Anthony over there...how does he not feel that!?"
by PlanetPeace June 24, 2022
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