kloey

A hyper active bitch. She eats everything..She will steal your cake right from under nose. She snatches food out of your hand then shits and pisses all over the place. She'll try to be your best friend and just when you start to fall for those pretty blue eyes eyes...shes stolen more food, shit on the floor again and sleeping with your man.

Kloey took a shit down again. That bitch stole my cake, her name must be Kloey. A strange breed that Kloey is.

by Ivanna Tienkle April 13, 2014

klone

moo

moo

by Kanzler May 31, 2003

Dirty Kloie

When a girl puts a Cheeto in her partners ass and then eats the part that is sticking out then proceeds to use a strap on and fuck her partner in the ass until it is about a foot wide

Hey man I think I’m gonna pull a dirty Kloie tonight

by Dirty Kloie May 20, 2020

Kloe

A fucking idiot. She can’t get a boyfriend and is basically done with life. She’ll probably become a stripper for all she cares

Kloe is probably crying rn

by The og Kloe August 15, 2019

poptarts are not kleenex

A phrase that is seen in Google's autocomplete by simply typing "Poptarts are"

Guy 1: Dude! Come over here! I was looking up poptarts are not kleenex and i found this!
Guy 2: Neat.

by Barney The Big Fat Purple Dino April 13, 2016

Kloe

A girl who hates every single part of her body, possibly self harms. She tells her best friend who is always watching over her, acting like they don't care when they really do. She also has 2 more friends who watch over her and one that checks up on her, tho she makes her do things all the time. Kloe is a amazing, beautiful girl, "likes" being alone, self harmer, short, blonde, blue eyes, an amazing girl anyone would be happy to have as "theres". She will find hope one day and not be as sad and hopefully end her life like a fairy tail.

ps: she always trys to be "perfect" when she already is, she sucks in every second of the day. pictures of herself give her panic attacks.

kloe, blonde hair, blue eyes, short, perfect,

by A_PersonThatsHereForTheFurture October 25, 2017

Kloe

A dumb ass bitch who doesn’t attract any boys because she’s ugly. She is probably gonna become a stripper for all she knows. She didn’t sign us for this, trust me

Kloe is probably crying rn

by The og Kloe August 15, 2019