Contractor's Kit

While most people would think that a contractor's kit might consist of a hammer, nails, and maybe a saw to start with, the truth is that these things are of secondary value to most general contractors. The real Contractor's Kit, which can be found in the back of any work van or truck on any jobsite across the country, consists of the three general contracting essentials: a 30 pack of beer, a fifteen ft. length of rope, and a Smith and Wesson with one bullet as a backup. Usually used to describe your displeasure with a certain scenario or certain circumstances.

ex. 1. "Hey Joey you wanna go to that party over that broad's house tonight?"
"Ya sure, but if she talks to me im gonna go out back and string up the Contractor's Kit."

ex. 2. "Hey Matty what you doin this weekend?"
"I dunno not much probly just gonna string up the Kit off the side of the Tobin Bridge after work you wanna come?

by Contractor Craig October 31, 2006

Kit-Kat

Putting chocolate on one's dick before receiving oral sex

Yo this girl gave me a great Kit-kat when I was a Chet's party

by bgihg3hg October 26, 2010

body kit

A persons face, mouth, or body. Commonly used in conjunction with custom.

Yo that bitch is custom, she must have paid extra for that body kit.

by That guy located in December 15, 2005

Kit-Kat

Brown fingers. the remenants of ass mungling

Robx had a kit-Kat after taking a space ship through the ring of Uranus.

by callin' robster a twat October 08, 2004

Spurs Kit

Cockney rhyming slang for Shit (cack, poo, crap, turd)

Derived from ghastly team uniform of a very poor quality soccer team in the English Premier League called Tottenham Hotspurs a.k.a Spurs.

There is no way I’m taking that job, it’s Spurs Kit.

Woman: Do you like this dress?
Man: No, my darling. I'm afraid it is Spurs Kit.

by Notorious O.T March 17, 2004

kitted

from a 50 cent song about killing

I'm in that coupe phantom and bodies kittted

by ne March 07, 2005

drum kit

The correct way to say "drum set"

When Terry was a kid, his mom bought him a drum set from Sears. Now he is all grown up and plays a drum kit! Well he used to play a drum kit, but now it sits in storage while his leet drumming skillz go to waste.

by Neil Peart May 18, 2006