When your girlfriend is giving you head, you quickly clap your thighs over her ears and poke her in the eyes, thus making her blind deaf and mute....just like Helen Keller.
Douchebag 1: "Bro, what's wrong with you today, you look hurt?"
Douchebag 2: "My gf bit my cock last night just because I gave her a Helen Keller...."
Douchebag 2: "My gf bit my cock last night just because I gave her a Helen Keller...."
by Dr. Centaur April 14, 2015
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She is the best person you will ever meet!!! She's got dark brown hair and CURLS FOR DAYZZZZZZ! Whenever you walk past her you will definitely want to go kiss her! She is amazing and stunning and has an amazing body! Her makeup is stunning but when she takes it off she looks the exact same because she is HOT!
Y/n: who is that over there!! She is stunning!
Y/n2: that's EVA KELLER! She's the best person ever
Y/n: oh I'm gonna go ask her out cuz she is HOT
Y/n2: that's EVA KELLER! She's the best person ever
Y/n: oh I'm gonna go ask her out cuz she is HOT
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