ricky the kangaroo

Ricky the Kangaroo is a awesome kangaroo who died in a fatal car-shed accident
RIP:Ricky

Aw man, i miss Ricky the kangaroo he was so cool

by IsaacIsPoopyBum July 29, 2014

Kangaroo

A person that you like that always seems to hop away whenever you are in reach of them. A person that you like that slips away at every close chance

I was going to ask her out, but then she had to leave to class, shes such a kangaroo

by kioki_mako February 16, 2009

Kangaroo Court

An unfair court; Corrupt judge, jury, and/or system.

The Florida Court in which the Zimmerman trial is being held in.

"The Judge of Zimmerman's trial is a corrupt bitch dead set on locking up Zimmerman. She is ignoring the defense evidence! She runs a Kangaroo Court. They should fire her tranny ass!"

by JacquesRippar August 19, 2013

double-kangaroo scissor kick

When anyone named Special Ed get kicked in his Vag for trying to give a rusty trombone to a Kangaroo. Warning: don not attempt at home.

Special yelled "titties!!" but suddenly got the "double-kangaroo scissor kick" in his drain cleaner. It was sad.

by TITTIES!!!!!! April 4, 2009

kangaroo

the act of sitting backwards on a toilet and taking a shit. INCREDIBLY hard to clean, a great practical joke at parties.

"omfg guys whos the dirty cunt that kangaroo'd up my dunny?"

*snicker*

by raev September 16, 2005

Kangaroo

A woman with little in front but plenty of booty in back

My friend Gina is a kangaroo,she doesn't have much for titties but her ass more than makes up for it

by esjay June 10, 2006

kangaroo

An unintended erection in an institutional environment. Which results in attempts to fix it so it does not jump out.

"Dude could you pass the papers out for me? I got a kangaroo situation."

by mrs. jenny mowgli March 4, 2009