Junior Jungle

Noun: a group of about 320 barbaric 16 & 17 year olds living in central Indiana who do what they want, when they want. This human subspecies tends to flourish between friday and sunday morning, particularly in the basements of parent-less households and occasionally even empty lake houses. Sprinting through screen doors, running red lights on the way to parties, and encountering angry parents and law enforcement officers include some of the favorite hobbies of these teens. Surprisingly they thrive on a diet based essentially of fast-food and alcohol. For the most part the Junior Jungle lives in a state of relative peace, but are by nature, untamable. For this reason, the Junior Jungle often manages to piss off the faculty of their high school, and also their own family members. The Junior Jungle are the people you're parents warned you about.

Curious Soph: I heard there might be a huge party this weekend. I kind of wanna go but I read in Theology that partying is really dangerous..

Proud Junior: I once read about the dangers of partying, so i gave up reading.

Curious Soph: That sounds kind of ignorant?

Proud Junior: Yeah well you aren't in the JUNIOR JUNGLE are you? fuckin kids these days..

by thecraziestmotherfuckeralive November 2, 2010

The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

1. A show that gets out new episodes at a good pace, and is pretty good as far as plot goes.
2. The closest thing to Buffy the Vampire Slayer that is still making new episodes

1. "hey, a new The Life and Times of Juniper Lee is on!"
"Cool! Lets watch!"
2. "hey, a new The Life and Times of Juniper Lee is on!"
"well, its no Buffy, but..."

by Butterfly_Fox...Not! December 29, 2006

Junaidah

A strong woman with a great heart as well as good in dressings.

You’re dressing style is so Junaidah !

by Sup Hameed April 22, 2018

The Junior

A sexually deviant manuever in which a man becomes pregnant in the following manner: A man is performing oral sex on a woman while she is ovulating. The man punches the woman as hard as he can in her abdomen, dislodging the egg. The man then slurps as hard as he can, swallowing her egg. Next, the woman performs oral sex on the man until he ejaculates into her mouth. The woman and man snowball until all of the semen has been swapped into the man's mouth. The man then swallows his own semen. In his stomach, the man's sperm fertilizes the woman's egg and an embryo is formed. Nine months later, the man poops out his own child.

Arnold Schwarzenegger got freaky with Maria Shriver one night back in late 1993 and decided to perform The Junior on her; the movie, released later that year, was based loosely on that event.

by Duke Stukel April 19, 2009

Junaid

literal meaning : small army
(bearing the strength of an small army)

look..there's Junaid and Ali coming.

by jay89 February 10, 2009

jungies

A hurrican of crap ejectiong out of the anus. Also known as pissing out of the butt hole. Causes severe moaning and discomfort on the toilet. (Severe Diarrhea)

I ate mexican food and a had the worst jungies ever.

by jackkaawackk January 23, 2008

weinie hut juniors

A place where lame dweebs hang out on an episode of Sponge Bob Squarepants.

Sponge Bob was sent to Weinie hut juniors becasue he was not tough enough to get into the other bar with Sandy Cheeks.

by t June 30, 2004