junk mail

1. unwanted or annoying mail

2. uninvited email messages containing advertisments for unnecessary goods or services

I am sick of getting this junk mail.

by Light Joker March 12, 2006

Junk in the top bunk

antonym of junk in the trunk; a female (or male) who is abnormally heavy in their bubbie region.

Joe: Dude do you see that girl over there.
Mark: Yeah she got alot of junk in the top bunk.
Steve: Hey thats my sister!

by excessBaggage August 17, 2010

junk boobs

a skinny girl with really big boobs.

I wouldn't expect a girl like her to have these junk boobs.

by kirbatie shawgrove May 18, 2008

Junk in the Top Bunk

Noun: in mammals, the property of having conspicuously large or exaggerated mammary glands and tissue.

If I had just a little more junk in the top bunk, I could totally run this town.

by Dan Craig February 18, 2006

Junk Ball

Another name for a junkie.... a ball of junk meaning its more of an insult to the junkie.

That chap ober there is such a junk ball.

by megaman09 January 4, 2009

junk in the trunk

Slang, synonym of callipygian. Implies an oversized buttocks, disproportionate to the waist or the rest of the body. Usually complimentary.

"Look at Keisha's ass... Man, she has some junk in the trunk!"

by this-is-ridiculous October 15, 2008

Junk water

The product of the penis as a result of a man excessively masturbating to the point where semen is no longer ejaculated, but rather replaced by a thinner fluid without sexual reproduction elements.

Dude, last night I was watching this porno and I couldn't stop masturbating until the point I was shooting junk water. Damn, my dick is sore today!

by JunkWaterCaptain November 9, 2007