junism

{joo-niz-uh m}

-noun

A statement intended to be wise but is inadvertently humorous and/or witty.

A: "Life is like a donut, one day you may end up with a perfectly round donut, the next you might just have the hole."

B: "Now that is definitely a junism I would live by."

by peachy_keen_jellybean March 31, 2009

Juniah

Juniah is a very pretty girl and Juniahs have been broken inside buh listens to people that has her heart she is very independent when it come to her friends she barely has friends,she likes dancing and doing hair.At the end of the day she doesn’t care what people think and all day she thinks about what her inspiration in life.

Juniah is a girl

by Unknown user urban duct August 7, 2018

junitz

Is god

I worship junitz

by I'm god you mortals March 8, 2021

Juniper Jenn

1) Some one who is proud to be a freak in the sheets.

2) The best shop to find 100% custom floggers for your kinky nights!

Person 1 - You see that girl over there?

Person 2 - Yeah she's a smoke show!

Person 1 - She's also a complete Juniper Jenn. Last night was wild. Let's just say it involved 2 chickens, a goat, and a 55 gallon drum of lube. I think I'm going to marry her!

Person 2 - I need to get me a Juniper Jenn ASAP

by Jett Rude November 4, 2021

junior ass nigga

This phrase is properly used after someone says something that convinces you that they're on some weird shit. Worst case scenario, that nigga a pedophile.

Jeremy: "Aye bro, who was that bitch that just came in? Her shit was thoomin'."
LaQuavius: "That's my little sister... She's 13... You a junior ass nigga."

by Big Munch February 7, 2023

Girthman Junior

The RappeR/MC alter ego for Jordy Donald because of his unusual girth.

Hey man who is your favorite rapper?

Mothafuckin Girthman Junior!

by tobin111 May 25, 2011

silvestri junior high

Home to the largest population of Asian people you will ever meet, and they all think that they are better than you. All they wear is adidas and high end clothing brands like Bape while they complain about how poor they are. Also all of the Asian boys wear obnoxious man buns in their hair.

Silvestri Junior High: if you aren't Asian, we will pretend like you don't exist. (Unless you wear hoop earrings, then you are accepted by us)

by The real Carl azuz February 28, 2017