Jook

Used mainly in Belfast, Ireland:

Slang for 'Look'. But in an informal, casual manner.

Often follows the word wee.

Have you tried that new noodle bar in town?

No, I had wee jook in the other day but didn't fancy it

by bananafish1 December 7, 2011

jookeymandude

A retarded abnormally short virgin frenchman.

Tim Soooooooooocy is a jookeymandude

by Mund March 23, 2005

rocks my jocks

an alternative to rocks my socks...especially for guys!

i love ya, you rock my jocks!

by blommysnr May 24, 2005

jookin

a popular club dance in memphis and also in baltimore

remember when Darian was high last night, he was a jookin ass nigga

by fresh azimiz April 20, 2010

joost

A shitty program that lets you watch crappy TV over the interwebs. Only available if you run windows or Mac OSX.

Guy 1. "Hey, have you checked out Joost?"
Guy 2. "No, but I heard its more useless than a mules sack, I think I'll stick with hulu or megavideo."

by crazy1291 March 1, 2009

Mikiel Jooksun

Mikiel Jooksun is an alternate reality version of Michael Jackson. He has pale white skin and likes to molest children. Just watch Meat Canyon's Michael Jackson Saves The World for an example.

Night night, don't let Mikiel Jooksun bite.

by Brub Boi May 28, 2021

jootsnackle

A negative adjective synonymous with names like "toolshed," "faggot," and/or "dick."

Sam pushed Josh over.

Josh: "Hey mother f***er, quit being a jootsnackle!"

by ikathegreat October 20, 2008